Lots of relationship banter this week.
Quotes from tonight's episode of The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon: She's a girl, she's a friend, she's not my (please forgive me for doing this) girlfriend.
Leonard: Ummmmm Shut up!
Sheldon; Allright I'll bow to social pressure, 'Hey!"
Raj: Two words, Deaf Chick!
Stewart: Comic Con , the one place in the world where saying "I own a comic bookstore is a pick-up line."
Amy: A stink of desperation.
Sheldon: I'm a physicist not a hippie!
Leonard: Long story short, they really have a little jail in the mall.
Sheldon: Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy!
Joy: Basically a hundred ways to rip a guy's nuts off.
Howard: I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate.
Sheldon: I assure you I'm quite real, and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Sheldon: It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.