Tonight's quotable quotes from The Big Bang Theory. Raj's sister comes to L.A. for a visit and gets cozy with Leonard. And more classic Sheldon. Also, I didn't know foreigners give presents to Americans on Thanksgiving.
Sheldon: Why would I change?
Raj: Hands off my sister...
Sheldon: Why would I touch her, she's so covered in airplane germs.
Sheldon: Apparently you hate fun. Sheldon: Kill Troll! Hit Troll with Axe! This is one tough Troll! Sheldon: it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated. Pria: I could never bring a white boy home to my parents. They's have a cow. Sheldon: I'm no stanger to the topological scurge that is dermatitis. Sheldon: I was ready to waste the last of my hemroid cream on you.
Sheldon: I had a patty melt. Leonard: I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena. Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vader. Sheldon: Alfred knows that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl. Napkin from Maggie McGary: Call me if you are interested in coitus. Howard: How could you, we had a pact! Howard: While we're at it, you don't have to wash my clothes on the 4th of July. Raj: Sheldon, I'm sorry I used your toothbrush. Sheldon: Mango-Caterpillar