Eliza Dushku guest stars tonight as Howard and Sheldon are at odds, and the guys get interviewed by the FBI. Leonard: I'm going to assume the mantle of self assurance. Sheldon: A rodent the size of a baby hippo. Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny. Special Agent Page: How long have you known Mr. Wolowitz? Raj: Don't send me back to India. It's like the whole country is one big Comic-Con. Leonard: Confidence not exuding. Special Agent Page: Can my 6'2" Navy Seal husband come with us? Sheldon: And here's my Justice League membership card. Sheldon: 18 years ago I sent the FBI crime lab a bag of excrement that was burned on my front lawn. Sheldon: You heard me say Blu-ray, right? Sheldon: Sheldor to Smeldor. Sheldon: I was afraid you were going to fixate on that Mars rover incident.
Sheldon: Sleep eludes me, Leonard. Leonard: Maybe sleep has met you. Sheldon: No Gorn no, that's where I sit. Sheldon: When I first met Leonard he was on the verge of giving rocket secrets to a North Korean spy. Sheldon: Chinese, six fingers, red hair, good bye. Sheldon: I will offer you a one time only high-five. Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden, they treat me like family. Sheldon: Blame James "Jimmy" Carter. Sheldon: I'll have a Rosewater Rickey. Sheldon: To the Metric System! Sheldon: Penny, you face failure on a daily basis, how do you cope? Penny: You can't go back and unhump a girl's boyfriend. Penny: Kirk cheated. Sheldon: I'll reprogram Howard. To James Tiberius Kirk! Raj: I haven't cried like this since Toy Story 3.
Penny: How long? Leonard: 94 seconds.