I know it's a repeat episode, but it's a good one, highlighted by Cam's choice of shorts. Enjoy the quotes.
Phil: Tonight is the SCARB Phil: They asked me to "Phil" in. Gloria: There wasn't a dry eye in the cartel. Mitchell: Maybe there is a person in this world that looks good in bike shorts, but my boyfrirnd isn't him. Micthell: You've never heard of Troga? Mitchell: Troga is treadmill yoga. Haley: I invented Mckenzie. Haley: Do you want to be smart, or do you want to be popular? Haley: If it was easy, everyone would be popular. Cam: I'm leaning towards the park. Claire: I can see that. Cam: Yes, I would love to dress you. Phil: I'm not saying realtor Scott Woosnam is old, but the first property he sold was a cave. Jay: I'll pay 2 bucks per introduction. Claire: You owe me a murder.
Cam: I hate your beard. Cam: I'm not amazing, really? Phil: Oh my God, I have no material at all. Phil: But Phil Dunphy is no straight guy. Phil: Mark recently moved into a new model. How are you Francine? Jay: These people are Mi Familia. Jay: Slow down there muchacho. Phil: It's not what she sounds like.