Jay and Gloria have some "friends" staying over at the house, Mitchell may have an 8-year old son and Claire and Phil go to the movies.
Luke: She has to eat, I did it out of love.
Cam: I too took my fair share of ladies to the hen house.
Mitchell: You're so gay you can't even think of real girl's names.
Cam: You naughty little girl!
Mitchell: That's what happens when you give me Kahlua.
Phil: Obviously Sanjay's parents don't care about him, or her.
Cam: Our children are just miniature versions of us.
Jay: Listening is your hobby?
Jay: You were right, this is uncomfortable.
Mitchell: She was with a red-headed boy who was about 8 years old.
Cam: Mitchell, I need to have my reaction.
Jay: Not some Bozos who glom on to you.
Gloria: Jays mind is going away. Some nights it's like he's not even here.
Mitchell: This could be my going bald scare all over again.
Phil: Something about all the Sanjays.
Claire: Did she just say we are stupid?
Phil: Sweet... Croctopus tickets confirmed!
Manny: He does swear a lot, and the worst is when he goes off into the woods.
Manny: And the way he drives, I'm surprised he hasn't killed anyone yet.
Phil: I may have a Twix up my sleeve.
Phil: Why do I have to watch a French movie? I didn't do anything wrong.
Claire: Alex is right, we are idiots!
Claire: Croctopi..oooooo
Tracy: This takes me back to prom night.
Mitchell: Sorry about that.
Tracy: I called you after our little visit to the nurse's office.
Bobby: Little Slugger?
Jay: I got around... Betty Rizzo....Leisle and Greta Von Trapp
