Jay and Gloria are heading to Vegas for the weekend. Phil and Claire are caught in the act.
Jay: I'm pretty sure they are going to pat you down.
Gloria: Make it come back!
Mitchell: I'm going to need you to sparkle sweety!
Phil: Nothing is happening!
Claire: We were having sex in front of our children.
Claire: Our children are downstairs, traumatized.
Gloria: Like the Peter Pan.
Jay: Nobody wears tights or anything.
Gloria: If they aren't wearing anything, I don't want them flying over my food.
Cam: Oh, that Amelia!
Cam: Let us play fast and loose with the menu
Phil: We are not your parents, we're in much better shape.
Phil: Knock, Knock Who's there? Someone who doesn't want to see their parents doing it. So knock.
Luke: He was right behind her.
Cam : It was in Diane Keaton's house.
Mitchell: $50,000 for a rug!
Cam: Now I'm thinking it was Joan Collins' house.
Gloria: It happened to me with another woman. And I was the one getting it.
Gloria: Taste my cupcakes.
Phil: I'm going to pass out.
Phil: Your wife was just the one that offered up her cupcakes.
Luke: So it's a good thing Mom and Dad do sex.
Jay: You Mom and I were watching a particularly racy episode of Hart to Hart.
Jay: I have a thing for high-heeled boots.
Jay: It's a naked picture of Gloria.
Phil: Whoa!
Cam: We can't afford Joan Collins' rug.
Phil: It's like your shaking hands, but your not shaking hands at all.
Phil: Your Mom can't keep her hands of fme when the gun show comes to town.
Phil: Well use it all the time.
Luke: Its hard for me to look at Dad afterwards.
