Wolowitz feels threatened by Bernadette's ex-boyfriend, Rick Fox as the gang heads to Big Sur for a conference. One of the all-time best Big Bangs.
Sheldon: Who let the dogs out?
Sheldon: How are they hanging?
Penny: I'm your best friend?
Penny: When you people say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?
Sheldon: In order to take a vacation, one must work
Sheldon: The first bathroom break is the Denny's near Bakersfield
Amy: He had you in the other car, but i got you upgraded
Sheldon: Red Leader to Red Five, come in.
Amy: We decided we didn't want to ruin our relationship by getting to know each other
Bernadette: If you are that tired, why don't you take a nap here in the car?
Penny: It's a table, why can't there be food on it?
Sheldon: Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.
Howard: It's the Love Car.
Glenn: Bernie's a great girl.
Howard: Please tell me he's your gay cousin.
Howard: It's not proportional.
Howard: if you had sex with that guy, there is nothing I can do to make an..impact.
Amy: So...girl talk?
Amy: Our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.
Amy: Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.
Leonard: It's a little like getting in Dracula's coffin.
Penny: From the waist down my shields are up.
Leonard: True Dat!
Leonard: We don't want to watch Bridget Jones Diary.
Bernadette: Even the tiniest of organisms can tear you a new one.
Bernadette: I'm the kind of girl who can get all the giant missiles she wants.
Raj: i think they are talking about penises.
Raj: These mimosas are kicking my brown ass.
Raj: I'd like to weigh in here, no.
Sheldon: I spy with my little eye...