Jay continues to be amazed by Gloria and Manny. There is a speeder in the neighborhood, and Claire is going to catch him, or her. Cam and Mitchell are just, Cam and Mitchell. Cam: Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub. Mitchell: I'm calling 911. Cam: He's straight. There's no weirdness. Mitchell: Except for you turning into a 16-year old girl. Claire: We are catching that speeder! Phil: Luke I am your Father! Phil: That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your Mom's lady parts. Manny: There's a bunch of cool kids that ride their bikes to school. Thought i would join them. Jay: Seven Hawking could ride that bike. Jay: There's no reason you should stay upright. It just works. Phil: When you are working with me, you are working with a friend. Laura: God! I hope I don't have to fire you. Cam: What about But, yet Rachel? Cam: I don't feel safe in my own home. Phil: Nobody remembers Scottie Pippen. Jay: We're riding bikes, not training police dogs. Jay: He was a natural. Jay: Gloria was a natural disaster. Jay: Good days work. Why don't you say we hit the jewelry store. Laura: This woman needs to get laid. Claire: I am doing this for the safety of our neighborhood. Gloria: Jay's a terrible teacher. Gloria: I'm riding the bike! Cam: Are you living in our daughter's princess castle? Phil: I wish I was one of those people who thrives on leading a double life. Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
