A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya's relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween.
Here are the quotes:
Sheldon: I say "yawn"
Sheldon: The most frightening thing is the missing comma!
Raj: I had pee his pants!
Leonard: We're all winners.
Leonard; That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
Sheldon: I'm Texas through and through. Ask Mexico.
Leonard; Alice, that makes more sense than penis.
Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.
Leonard: I'm from New jersey.
Sheldon: Be a lamb and check.
Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake.
Penny: I'd offer you Halloween candy but that's gone.
Leonard: There were too many tongues in my mouth.
Sheldon: Science, you wouldn't understand.
Sheldon: I've read all the great moral philosophers including Dr. Suess.
Leonard: Alice is the stuff I want to do.
Sheldon: Tropicana, no pulp.
Sheldon: Isn't hypochondria a common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?
Leonard: I was going to be a jack-ass but I stopped myself.
Leonard: I don't deserve you, what do you mean everybody?
Leonard: You messed up a lot.
Sheldon: Bazinga punk now we're even!