Claire takes up a new cause, Jay gets involved with manny's school fundraiser and Gloria searches for Stella.
Here are the quotes:
Claire: Girls, let's cool on the gossip. Her mom...
Phil: Goota keep moving, gotta keep the heart rate up.
Gloria: What are you afraid of? Some money is going to fly in?
Jay: A good salesman goes after Moby Dick in a row boat with tarta sauce on him.
Cam: Is that a 5 or a curl?
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Luke: Put on pants!
Claire: I do rock.
Manny: It got me two things: diddly and squat.
Cam: Stella! Stella!
Cam: Just ike in "Streetcar"
Phil: If he wants to go in a restaurant and pretend we are Australian...
Mitchell: I am not the messy one. That is why she broke up with me.
Manny: Hello ma'am, do you enjoy Christmas?
Lady: Actually I'm Jewish.
Manny: Than you appreciate a good value.
Claire: Me and Norma Rae, and the lady from The Blindside.
Phil: I'm sorry, the African-American kid.
Girl: Blanche.
Cam: Mitchell would die.
Manny: I had a carrot at 3.
Manny: You'll never go broke playing to a rich guy's ego. Write that down.
Guy: Make it quick, this is an ice cream cake.
Claire: Let's start saving lives one intersection at a time.
Phil: That appears to be an ice cream cake.
Phil: Baby, I can do anything in 2 minutes.
Cam: I don't like to clean up, it's smelly, it's sticky.
Phil: John Phillip Souza!
Luke: 78 views, we are on our way!