What's with Raj? He's now talking to girls?
Here are the quotes:
Howard: Hey Ma, what's for dinner?
Howard: Playing nerd game with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?
Sheldon: When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain about all the chutes?
Howard: Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas.
Penny: My bikini region is fine.
Bernadette: Raj came along and ate half the samples.
Sheldon: I've decided to make all trivial decisions with a role of the dice.
Sheldon: A side of corn succotash.
Howard: i don't want to show any more of your friends I can fit into the booster seats.
Raj: Was she signing it sarcastically?
Raj: Maybe, whatever babe.
Sheldon: C'mon hot fudge sundae.
Raj: Did you hear the one about.... no, you didn't.
Raj: Ask her how many kids she wants.
Raj: Tell her I talk like James Earl Jones.
Raj: When I was six, I tried to start a boy band called Frankie Goes to Bollywood. The servants had to be the backup dancers.
Howard: The puppy died, he choked on a doll head, stop smiling!
Howard: I'm the make out king.
Raj: I was so smooth on that date.
Sheldon: The dice told me what percentage of my face to shave.
Leonard: You left out, got chaffed testicles since you no longer wear underpants.
Leonard: Deaf women can't be gold diggers?
Sheldon: I realized one of my dreams and was made a notary public.
Sheldon: They are "Richie Rich" rich.
Howard: Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park it in the right garage.
Raj: You can't stand to see me with another woman.
Penny: He is cuter now that i know he is rich.
Raj's Dad: I'm a gynaecologist, I know what she gives you.
Raj: Sometimes i put the TV on mute to pretend she's still with me. I can't wash the closed caption without crying.
Sheldon: Papa needs to void his bladder.
Penny: We all know you are loaded now.