The neighbor's home burns down and the whole family rallies and organizes a community drive to help do some good - though it's not all good, as Jay throws out his back, Cameron does some posturing with a huge moving truck, Claire discovers that Mitchell and Gloria have been spending a lot of time together, and Luke and Manny get their hands on some of the donated toys.
unbelievable episode of Modern Family.
Here are the quotes:
Phil: They are friends with Wonder Woman over here.
Phil: Rand Aid was her idea.
Cam: I was so upset I couldn't sleep for days.
Cam I sleep clown.
Phil: They took the "tube dude" with them
Mitchell: At least something got plowed that night.
Phil: I was bitten by the rub bug.
Gloria: When your house burns down, you get one of these.
Gloria: This is the box of snickers snackers.
Mitchell: She lost her cell phone at Pilates.
Claire: Good news girls, you're going with Uncle Cam.
Phil: if the printer breaks from here, I can fix it on the phone.
Phil: Just disrobe and place the towel over your buttocks.
Cam: Do you want a burger or not?
Cam: I'm too sexy for this truck.
Cam: Surprising, a gay man can drive a truck?
Cam: Holding hands, we're not in a nose dive.
Phil: Let me transport you to a land I call Relaxistan.
Jay: I love you...this.
Claire: Life is so fragile.
Gloria; Like a vase.
Phil: An Alpaca, I got the last one.
Alex: We're tilted at a 30 degree angle.
Manny: If we don't find this helicopter, I'm walking to Canada.
Alex: You have your fans, I have mine.
Alex: Someday your fans will work for my fans.
Phil: I have three kids and at least one is going to college.
Phil: It had a happy ending.
Alex: I learned five new curse words.
Haley: Mostly from Cam.