Gloria insists on a night of salsa dancing with Jay; Cameron goes too far when Mitchell and a friend challenge him to get a hot woman's number and can Phil build a tree house?
Here are the quotes:
Phil: I'm building Luke a tree house.
Phil: Those geese would've followed me to the wetlands.
Gloria: Jay hates the rainbows.
Gloria: Jay also hates running.
Cam: The waitress is floating with me.
Cam: I met Julia Roberts once at an AIDS walk.
Shorty: Hear that Jay, I never stop!
Cam: It's ironic, like the Gift of the Vagi.
Cam: Wham bam, thank you Cam!
Phil: America was built with nails.
Phil: Racoons will get territorial and will attack.
Haley: Dear college, cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.
Haley: Gabby's mom is a hoarder. That essay will pretty much write itself.
Mitchell: She had the world's worst Gaydar!
Cam: People at the time said I could go Gerber.
Cam: I want you to have a seat on the Chaise lounge.
Manny: The forbidden dance only makes me want it more.
Gloria: Who doesn't like the coconut?
Mitchell: How did it go, heartbreaker?
Cam: Help me ungay the place!
Manny: You're dancing, not invading Poland.
Mitchell: A gay man who hates dancing lives in a lonely little world.
Phil: Maybe I need a nail gun.
Luke: I think a nail is going to be harder to get out of my hair.
Cam: How fun is that handbag?
Cam: I'm fairly gay. I'm gay.
Katie: Your theatrical hand gestures.
Cam: You're the whole package, I just prefer somebody who has one.
Cam: I need a drink a doodle doo.
Claire: Use spell check!
Mitchell: The drug I gave him, baby aspirin.
Claire: He's a bad ass black man who gives me instant street cred.
