Leonard is persued by a wealthy benefactor, and the gang encourages him.
Raj: It's tater tot Tuesday. That's why I'm here.
Sheldon: I refuse to be trotted out and showed off like a prized hog at the Texas State Fair.
Raj: Tater tots and a party invitation, what a great day!
Howard: Let's go smooch some wrinkled butts.
Sheldon: Tell him the mask thing.
Raj: In India we don't make the mistake of letting poor people have dreams.
Howard: Most engineers don't bother with a degree.
Mrs. Latham: You're a space plumber!
Raj: I have to tinkle.
Sheldon: Prepare to be minimized.
Sheldon: That explains those puzzling camel race photos on your Facebook page.
Sheldon: Not the dirt people!
Raj: Look at the size of these shrimp!
Sheldon: No, I'm just here for your money, I dont want to shake any "germy" hands.
Sheldon: I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Sheldon: Who's crazy now?
Sheldon: An entire dinner to talk about your research. Where are you having dinner, drive-thru at Jack in the Box?
Sheldon: I've got your back, Jack.
Leonard: Ok, now you don't remind me of my mom.
Sheldon: We have potatoes, I can make you vodka, it will take 2 weeks.
Penny: We can keep explaining you everything, read that book we got you.
Penny: You're really a broken toy aren't you?
Sheldon: Penny, you're an expert at trading sexual favors for material gains.
Sheldon: It is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M.
Sheldon: Look at those saddle shoes, rarrrrrr!
Sheldon: Use your genitalia to accomplish something.
Mrs. Latham: You'll remember a night with me for the rest of your life.
Penny: Good morning, slut.
Penny: I recognize the walk of shame when I see it.
Sheldon: She stiffed you?
Sheldon: You have a real nack for being a gigolo, Leonard.
Leonard: I didn't do it for the money!
Howard: How was she?