Sheldon and Amy start rumors about themselves, and what's going on with Wolowitz and Bernadette?
Amy: We work so hard, sometimes it nice to do something silly.
Sheldon: Really Amy, gossip?
Sheldon: Forgive my language, poppycock!
Sheldon: I kid of course, big fan.
Sheldon: My father taught me archery as a child.
Sheldon: A prolonged exposure to penny has turned her into a Gabby Gertie.
Leonard: Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games.
Leonard: There is a big inspection coming up and I don't want to lose my television privileges.
Priya: My brother has a big crush on Bernadette.
Priya: He writes poetry. Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
Penny: I know how to keep a secret.
Raj: I think you broke my toe.
Wolowitz: I'm sorry, I was somewhere else.
Leonard: Lucky bastard!
Raj: Smile means something different in my country. You know, tears of joy, smiles of sadness.
Amy: He looks much cooler than the non smoking monkeys. The others just sit around and masturbate.
Sheldon: Everyone was set a twitter, although no one tweeted.
Sheldon: The phrase Shelly Cooper is a smelly pooper spread like wildfire.
Sheldon: You're a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.
Raj: I just felt like drinking alone, because I'm deep and dark.
Penny: That gossipy bitch.
Penny: Sheldon and Amy had sex!
Raj: Shut your Ass!
Raj: Can't believe old Smelly Pooper got laid.
Leonard: What a lovely glow she has these days.
Sheldon: As my mother would say, those Asians are an inscrutable folk.
Sheldon: pretending to have intercourse with you has given me a great deal of satisfaction.
Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Blow-by-blow as it were.
Sheldon: It's going to make me a chick magnet.
Bernadette: Yes, I will marry you.
Raj: You will?
Amy: I'm getting orthodics, I'm also carrying Sheldon's baby, mums the word.
