Howard's mother lands in the hospital after she finds out Howard and Bernadette may be engaged. Are Penny and Priya getting chummy?
Here are the quotes:
Bernadette: Do you want me to spill hot soup on her?
Sheldon: I'm dead.
Raj: That's my sister and my country you are talking about.
Sheldon: He drank from Leonard's glass. That will be etched on my tombstone.
Howard: I was thinking of weaving it into her eulogy.
Raj: She's got puddles in all the wrong places.
Howard: The eagle has landed.
Howard: You mean Adolf and Eva?
Howard: Stand back, I'm going to break the door down!
Sheldon: I don't jibber-jabber.
Penny: You are about to jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber.
Sheldon: Not all germs, just the ones that will kill me.
Howard: After I found the courage to put her pants back on, I was on a roll.
Howard: My family is the history of heart disease.
Bernadette: I have sex with him and she can't.
Priya: They called themselves the New Delhi Power Rangers.
Howard: One day our son will marry someone and it will kill you.
Sheldon: Friendship requires a certain give and take.
Dr.: She'd like to see the little Catholic girl first.
Raj: So you do a striptease?
Leonard: There was one time I put body glitter on.
Leonard: You really are a mean little man.
Leonard: I'm the King of Foreplay.
Raj: Hellhounds, who let the Satanic dogs out.
Raj: I've got a collosal serpent right here!
Raj: Rotting Zombie, Sheldon's new Facebook Photo.
