Bernadette gets her Ph.D., making the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate and will Raj become Sheldon's new roommate?
Here are tonight's quotes.
Sheldon: Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.
Howard: Bonding over your rooty, tooty stinky booty.
Penny: Howard you know a lot of doctors.
Leonard: Do you make a buttload?
Howard: I know what you make a buttload of.
Penny: About the car window thing, it may help, but it's not peachy.
Priya: I can't believe I'm wearing my brother's Halloween costume.
Mrs. Wolowitz; Like Leonard and the skinny weirdo.
Amy: Yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.
Amy: Bear down on it like the 7th grade noogies we all know so well.
Sheldon: My hands are magic!
Raj: Tyra Banks says the most important item in your make up bag is a good night sleep.
Leonard: Mouth to mouth Mona.
Raj: Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon.
Raj: A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
Raj: This says you can make end of life decisions for me.
Leonard: Bring a ball or Frisbee, something he can chase.
Sheldon: I do a live webcast called "Apartment Chat."
Sheldon: I'm just realized how much Leonard has been skating by all these years.
Raj: Just call me the brown Martha Stewart.
Raj: I'm the new homo in town.
Sheldon: Origami napkin swans are the headline.
Bernadette: I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
Raj: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly disturbing pornography.
Sheldon: And the answer was elephant.
Leonard: So, hot in India?
Sheldon: Rajesh and I hve a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it.
Sheldon: What does it look like?
