It's the season finale and it's also Jay's birthday. All he wants is some peace and quiet and to go fishing. Gloria has other plans...
Here are the quotes.
Mitchell: Permission to come aboard.
Jay: They almost lost me last month with that chorizo.
Gloria: It's a sausage, not our flag.
Manny: I only used this once to take a torte out of the oven.
Manny: I have a tennis racquet upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother.
Phil: One day I had to park an Aston Martin. I'll try not to dent that one.
Claire: Mine's down there getting rabies on it.
Claire: He didn't stop for the screaming sailor in a tree.
Claire: Where did you get a sailor suit on short notice.
Cam: It's not what you think, I'm talking to a little boy.
Jay; How did you get kicked out of a bakery?
Cam: She can be mean in Spanish.
Haley: I can't talk about Grandpa dressed like this.
Luke: Grandpa is really cool, one time he let me drink some of his beer. Root beer.
Gloria: It's a little see thru.
Gloria: I think I found something that will make my husband very happy.
Phil: Very happy Gloria!
Gloria: Phil, I need you....
Jay: You think that's funny, Popeye?
Mitchell: Sorry you said wrecked 'em.
Manny: She wants to go on a date to the batting cage.
Jay: Sparks are up by 8, if anyone cares.
Jay: I thought of taking up the saxophone. Is this the sexy phone?
Haley: Now you are dork of the night.
