A Mother's Day in the great outdoors and Jay and Phil take over the cooking duties.
Here are tonight's quotes:
Haley: It's perverted. it looks like you were felt up by the creepy guy around the corner.
Gloria: A necklace made of the Fruit Loops.
Manny: Those aren't real Fruit Loops they are generic.
Mitchell: Today is your day.
Cam: It's Mother's Day Mitchell.
Cam: I'm a woman!
Mitchell: Scratch the balloons, she's on a mood.
Jay: Were not doing that.
Haley: I'm getting dust in my mouth.
Gloria: You have to appreciate nature, soon this will be a mall.
Mitchell: It's Mother's Day, not martyr's day.
Cam: I could snap you like a twig.
Manny: That was poison oak, I think the rash is spreading.
Gloria: You can't bitch all day, because you aren't at the beach all day.
Alex: If we are thoughtless, how can we think?
Phil: Onion goggles, no more tears when I cook.
Claire: Sometimes I want to punch my kids.
Gloria: He's persnickety.
Gloria: Go outside, kick a ball, steal something.
Luke: Wake up and smell the internet, Grandma!
Phil: I shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion.
Cam: They think of me as a woman.
Mitchell: Your slightly "mommer"
Mitchell: Oh God, he looks old! Hands!
Gloria: I curse my tongue!
Manny: There was some horrible stuff said about my poetry.
Claire: That's healthy.
Mitchell: Put down the scotch, you're not fooling anyone.
Cam: It's so burning!
Haley: We're your mother now!
Gloria: You cried for your Mommy!
Mitchell: She taught me to twirl.
Gloria: On my God, it's happening again.
Cam: Don't even try, I have that pottery class in the morning.
