The season premiere of Modern Family finds the gang heading to Jackson Hole, Wyoming for some vacation time together.
What could possibly go wrong?
Here are the quotes:
Phil: I reckon we'll be landing soon
Gloria: I'm like that horse whisperer
Claire: Where's a cliff when you need one?
Manny: Do we book spa treatments through you?
Jay: Shootin', ropin' pancake eatin'.
Cam: Trey macho!
Mitchell: I want to be able to teach my son all the things my father taught Claire.
Luke: I need to find the perfect thing to blow up.
Gloria: Is this like a lobster, do I get to pick one for dinner?
Michell: I was afraid that cow over there might bite me.
Dylan: You want me to go home?
Cam: Next time I'll catch it and hand it to you.
Claire: Not now, not then, not ever!
Mitchell: You know what happens in real life when someone gets hit in the head with a ladder?
Manny: He left his luggage.
Alex: Not a Mario Brother....
Guide: Me and Cactus Flower will ride up to Destiny Ridge.
Luke: Can you keep a secret?
Mitchell: I kept a pretty big one for 22-years.
Luke: After this we're going to have some Angry Birds!
Mitchell: Cam, I did a boy thing! I blew up a birdhouse.
Dylan: You're a high school student and I'm a ranch hand.
Phil: I'll only be checking "somewhat satisfied" on our comment card. He's good with the kids.
Phil: Just like the horny cowboy said we would.
Part II
Phil: Honey, did you pull from the bottom again?
Cam: We decided to go a little more low-key this time.
Cam: Bye see you soon, or never!
Lily: We bought matching hats.
Gloria: I didn't mean anything about the neck tie, just trying to make a point.
Gloria: What's with the looks, it's like a silent movie in here.
Gloria: Now he's the jewelry thief.
Gloria: What was he thinking, it's not even real gold.
Mitchell: My French braiding is sloppy.
Manny: I am a first time offender.
Gloria: This is you Ha-Ha moment.
Mitchell: We really need to get Cam's coddling problem under control.
Gloria: Drive before he rethinks the pants.
Cam: She looks like she wa dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.
Luke: Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
Gloria: You'd be surprised what people can live with, Jay.
Claire: I was right, suck it!
Mitchell: Cam wears her like a fanny pack.
Mitchell: How long was I in that dryer. Maybe that's why I'm afraid of tumbling.
Jay: We clink when we say we clink!
Luke: Something sleeps over there.
