Jay's relationship with the family dog, Stella. Phil is a tightrope expert and Cameron is on a juice fast.
Here are the quotes:
Mitchell: I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab.
Cam: I'm going on a juice fast.
Mitchell: Us vs. food!
Phil: Maybe I could persue my dream of walking on a tightrope.
Luke: There was a lot of chocolate in that bag.
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math!
Mitchell: Cam has gone all girl interrupted
Cam: Spaniards make amazing athletes.
Alex; She said 8 was a prime number.
Claire: You could've been two Super Dunphy's!
Phil: Tightrope shoes, got them at an estate sale.
Gloria: Cam, I don't have all day to describe my meals to you.
Gloria: Eat his shoe!
Claire: I've got news for you, Law and Order: Special Parking Unit!
Claire: You could've elevated the Dunphy name.
Mitchell: I don't have the strength to deal with a big, needy brisket case, I mean basket.
Mitchell: You know who else needed air? Snorkels!
Haley: Everything I touch turns to detention.
Phil: If I can do this, I have two ways of getting across my yard.
Cam: They almost taste like patee.