Leonard wants to take Penny out for a romantic dinner, so what does the gang have to say about that?
Here are the quotes:
Sheldon: Permission granted commander.
Amy: The more intelligent the monkey, the more feces they fling.
Sheldon: They sent the wrong Spock.
Sheldon: Live long and suck.
Penny: Too much?
Amy: Maybe he's dying, that would be so romantic.
Amy: She could ride him right up until he flatlines.
Amy: If he were dying, would you sleep with him?
Bernadtte: I'm a sexy cardiologist, and I'm not in his HMO.
Sheldon: Either of you fellows have wood?
Sheldon: Who has wood for my sheep?
Raj: Why do you call her brown sugar?
Sheldon: It's in her book, "Needy Baby, Greedy Baby"
Sheldon: Anybody have wood?
Leonard; I used the equipment to make my own Bat Signal.
Leonard; I'm the King of the Nerds.
Penny: I don't even know what T.J. stands for.
Sheldon: Now that I have some wood, I'm going to start the erection of my settlement.
Sheldon: He's being murdered.
Raj: You were in the middle of an erection?
Sheldon: It's right here in my hand.
Leonard: Sometimes I have questions.
Leonard: Except when I got the foot cramp.
Leonard: What if I dump you?
Leonard: Penny and Leonard 2.0
Sheldon: Did you bring you asthma inhaler?
Sheldon: Here's 2 dollars, go buy some beef jerky.
Sheldon: You have a keen insight into the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler.
Penny: You're like a dog with a bone.
Leonard; Isn't sex after fighting what we do now?
Penny: I've got to stop by the drug store.