It's Cam's birthday on "Leap Day" and Mitchell is under pressure to put on the birthday party. How masculine is Jay? And Phil is having some problems, what a surprise.
Here are the quotes:
Phil: It's Leap Day, not sleep day!
Claire; The entire family is taking a trapeze class.
Cam: I'm 10!
Mitchell: 40!
Cam: I know party planning isn't your thing.
Cam: You know orange is over, right.
Mitchell: And custom made ruby slippers for Cam.
Phil: Dear God, no.
Phil: It happened, Satan's trifecta.
Phil: You never mention the cycle.
Luke; My God, there's three of them.
Gloria: You should call your country the Neverlands, because you never...
Jay: I prefer a game where something happens.
Gloria: Who needs all that manly protect your woman stuff.
Mitchell: Tornado, I missed the connection.
Mitchell: We named our daughter after a pig?
Cam: The tornado always wins.
Phil: We leave no man behind.
Jay 1-1 tie, one of the goals was an accident.
Gloria: I wanted Jay to kick that little Dutch man's ass at the bar.
Luke: See you on the other side, brother.
Haley: Call 911!
Phil: No they are so busy.
Luke: You are all monsterating!
Phil: From the bottom of my heart, I am so scared....
Mitchell: Everyone follow the birthday flag.
Gloria: Smells like somebody is dead.
Cam: Apparently Mitchell started planning my birthday 2 hours ago.
Jay: That lady is my son.
Captain: Walk away Grandpa!
Gloria: Nobody calls him Grandpa!
Mitchell: Today I realized it might be a little "tornadoey"
Cam: I'm 40!
Mitchell: You graduated from Clown College.
Mitchell: You're still that sexy little eight-year old I fell in love with.