Phil has a great business opportunity and Jay and Gloria welcome Cam and Mitchell as temporary houseguests.
Here are the quotes:
Phil: You're my dream.
Haley: Technically, I am a big sister.
Jay: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer.
Cam: Fred and Ginger?
Gloria: Who?
Phil: For sale...sold
Claire: He kissed me on the lips.
Phil: Good sign!
Cam: Kind of like The Help, but Deliliah was white and quite a racist.
Jay: Booker Bell was the greatest DJ in the history of radio.
Jay: I met Boz Scaggs once, got all tongue tied.
Jay: Booker Bell, I'm Boz Scaggs.
Jay: My God, it's like she's here.
Mitchell: Could I talk to Grandma Groovy?
Phil: I just got Sycamore.
Cam: I rearranged your kitchen.
Phil: I don't like the way that kid was looking at you.
Alex; You're the one that tries to read.
Alex: He is kind of our little sister.
Cam: It may help him with that train wreck Danielle.
Phil: You can take her to bed, but you can't make her laugh.
Phil: We're late for getting home.
Claire: Betty Luke, sit down while Daddy gets the camera.
Phil: Good to see you Betty Luke.
