iPhone Blindness

Definition:
iPhone Blindness - An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
Based in Atlanta, GA - Rick Limpert is an award-winning writer, a best-selling author, and a featured sports travel writer.
Named the No. 1 Sports Technology writer in the U.S. on Oct 1, 2014.
Definition:
iPhone Blindness - An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
Comedain Greg Schwem joins us this week to talk about comedy and when it's inappropriate to use comedy. Great insight and Greg is a great guest.
Have a listen:
The first installment of Jimmy Fallon's "Mitt Romney Vlog"
If things do happen in 3's, a female comedian somewhere should be on alert.
Phyllis Diller died Monday morning in Los Angeles at age 95.
"She died peacefully in her sleep with a smile on her face," her longtime manager, Milton Suchin, told The Associated Press.
Diller was known for her one-liners on such shows as Match Game and Hollywood Squares and of course, her facelifts.
Diller suffered a near-fatal heart attack in 1999. The cause of her death has not been released, but she was 95.
Rosie O'Donnell suffered a heart attack last week and is now recovering at home.
O'Donnell, 50 said she had a stent inserted after doctors found that her coronary artery was 99 percent blocked.
O'Donnell said her own health problems started on Aug. 14 after she helped "an enormous woman" struggling to get out of her car in a parking lot in Nyack, N.Y.
A few hours later, her chest ached, both arms felt sore as if they were bruised, she became nauseous, and had clammy skin.
"maybe this is a heart attack," she wrote. "i googled womens heart attack symptoms/i had many of them/but really? – i thought – naaaa."
She took the aspirin recommended for people who think they are suffering a heart attack but didn't call 911. She said that hundreds of thousands of women die each year of heart attacks and that many never dial the emergency number.
I know this came out a few days ago, but love Will Ferrell's take on the blown out of proportion Kristen Stewart coverage.