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Based in Atlanta, GA - Rick Limpert is an award-winning writer, a best-selling author, and a featured sports travel writer.

Named the No. 1 Sports Technology writer in the U.S. on Oct 1, 2014.

Entries in comedy (61)

Wednesday
Aug132014

Spider Gets Airtime on BBC

I'm sure the viewers in England were loving this spider.

Sunday
Aug032014

Semitrailer Overturns and Spills Butter

Police say the truck driver apparently fell asleep and hit a highway barrier. No injuries were reported.

Some lanes of the highway are expected to be closed for hours for cleanup work, with crews using a small front-end loader to scoop the butter tubs and whipped cream containers into large trash bins.

 

Read more here:

http://www.thestate.com/2014/08/01/3595404/semi-crash-coats-indianapolis.html


Read more here: http://www.thestate.com/2014/08/01/3595404/semi-crash-coats-indianapolis.html#storylink=cpy
Saturday
Jul262014

Florida Man Ran Over By His Own Truck

I love these crazy stories.

The Gainesville Sun (http://bit.ly/1rDishr) reports 48-year-old Joseph Carl had been drinking and drove into a vehicle stopped at a red light. He got out of his truck without putting it in park and began banging on the window of a woman's car. When the frightened woman drove away, there was nothing holding his truck in place.

Read more...

 

http://www.emissourian.com/news/weird_news/florida-man-run-over-by-own-truck/article_f9f17cb4-1402-11e4-82a9-001a4bcf887a.html

Sunday
Jul132014

Kindle Free Pick of the Week - Don't Get Screwed

Don't Get Screwed...: A Humorous Guide to Overcoming the Crap That Life Throws at You! (a self-indulgent help book)

"Don't Get Screwed... who does? Great title, got my attention, but more importantly this author (who I've followed for a while now) really out did himself with this book, chock full of great humor and how-to advice that really works."


Sunday
Jan122014

Kindle Free Pick of the Week - Geezer Paradise

 

South Florida may be the promised land for laid-back retirees, but there's nothing laid back about Barney McGee's retirement. A notorious developer has set his sights on Barney's mobile home park--he wants to level it and build high-rise condos. Then the park's resident lawyer who is fighting the sale, is murdered. And who is the mysterious Night Stalker, that is planting bombs under Barney's house? Could it be the work of the developer? Barney and his neighbor, Willey, and their pet monkey, Oscar (it's a long story) set off on a Quixotic mission to stop the developer any way they can . . . short of murder!
Be prepared to be entertained.
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