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Based in Atlanta, GA - Rick Limpert is an award-winning writer, a best-selling author, and a featured sports travel writer.

Named the No. 1 Sports Technology writer in the U.S. on Oct 1, 2014.

Entries in comedy (61)

Saturday
Nov072015

Kindle Free Pick of the Week: The Best of Pointless Conversations

Pointless Conversations: The Best of Issues 1-6

Packed with cartoon laughs, stupid ideas and the utterly ridiculous, this compilation of extracts from the first six issues features the best of Pointless Conversations, as well as some fresh material. The hand-picked topics discussed by the two loveable idiots involve:

Is Superman a cowardly alien? (taken from Superheroes)

Is Back to the Future's Doc Brown a time travelling psychopath? (taken from Doctor Emmet Brown)

What is an ionising bulb, and does it actually harness the power... and more

Monday
Sep282015

Is that a Drill in Your Pocket...

Or are you happy to see me?

Or are you stealing something..

Man 'steals drill from hardware shop' - by stuffing it down his trousers

Link:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-steals-drill-hardware-shop-6532022

Saturday
Aug292015

Conversation Corner No. 82 - Greg Schwem – The Road to Success Goes Through the Salad Bar

Comedian, Greg Schwem returns to the "Conversation Corner" this week and he has a new book to talk about.

Greg Schwem – The Road to Success Goes Through the Salad Bar

It's a great title and even a better book.

Finally a chance for corporate America to laugh at itself, through observations gleaned from a stand-up comedian who has spent nearly 20 years performing for some of the nation’s largest and most profitable companies.  Topics such as frequent flier mileage programs, Skype-powered job interviews, and multimillion dollar “team building” meetings are all ripe targets for Greg Schwem’s razor sharp wit.

See what Greg has to say about his book and a lot more this week on "Conversation Corner"

And order the Kindle version of his book here:



Sunday
Aug232015

Kindle Free Pick of the Week: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

A strange pick this week.

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

Monday
Aug032015

Kindle Free Pick of the Week: Finders Keepers

Ever dreamed of winning the lottery? One of those massive, life-altering purses?

Join Keith Whipple and his daughter Kate as they do just that, netting ten million dollars in a single-winner draw. Share in their excitement, the dreams that leap into their lives fully-formed, suddenly within easy reach.

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