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Based in Atlanta, GA - Rick Limpert is an award-winning writer, a best-selling author, and a featured sports travel writer.

Named the No. 1 Sports Technology writer in the U.S. on Oct 1, 2014.

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Kindle Free Pick of the Week: 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes


What more can you say and want.... The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes!

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Kindle Free Pick of the Week: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

A strange pick this week.

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.


Kindle Free Pick of the Week - The Geneva Connection

Brilliant investor John Kent is living his dream. The success of his private equity firm has propelled him into the ranks of the world's super-rich, allowing him to give his family the security and advantages he didn’t have in his own childhood.

But John's dream is shattered with the discovery that his largest investor is bankrolled by the most vicious drug cartel in Mexico. Then one of his partners is murdered to guarantee his silence, and John realizes he cannot cooperate with the authorities.

When the ambitious head of the DEA threatens John with incarceration, his nightmare is complete. If he resists the DEA, what will happen to his family while he's imprisoned? But the alternative is worse. For if John chooses to betray the cartel, he and his family will pay the ultimate price.

A great read for free.


Kindle Free Pick of the Week - Procrastination Cure

Okay, let’s face it, at some point in our life, all of us have said we are going to get a certain task done, yet we ended up not lifting a finger to do anything about it - that is, until someone yells at us about it. However, some people are chronic procrastinators. If you constantly avoid getting things done and have a mountain of excuses lined up to “explain” the reasons why you are unable to do them; then look in the mirror and you will see a procrastinator. Most often these reasons are only excuses to avoid doing the real task and going through the emotional discomfort that often comes with making significant changes in our careers and in our lives. Procrastination can exact a pretty steep toll on your business, career, relationships, health, and finances. We all hate to admit it, but in choosing to put off tasks that can be performed today for tomorrow, we unwittingly surrender our happiness. You may be tempted to play it safe, especially when you are seriously thinking about improving your lot in life – but do you really want to look back a few years from now and blame yourself for wasting time in getting certain things done? That’s where this ebook comes in.


New Kindles Announced

Announced today and they look good.