A 'Breastaurant' in Buckhead

The team behind the newest restaurant in Buckhead, Twin Peaks also started Hooters, yet they'd like you to forget about those other boobs.  Twin Peaks will offer "scenic views" of gorgeous, be-cleavaged ladies in red plaid tied-up shirts in a double-decker cabin-esque space with hand-cut log seats, and a wide assortment of taxidermy, including deer and foxes.

Their starters are classily dubbed "teasers", and include venison chili and "Average Joes" (cheddar brats w/ smokehouse pico & Dijon mustard), while Phillys come w/ jalapeños, queso & pico to make them "Texas style", and burgers range from braised steak sliders to the bacon/ American / fried egg Hangover -- which, just like the movie, you should definitely not have two of. Meaty mains include green chile meatloaf w/ mac 'n cheese, chicken-fried steak w/ jalapeño cream gravy, and, if it's your own girlish figure you came here to watch, the garlic lime-buttered "Trophy Trout".

Beer's available, including their proprietary 6% Dirty Blonde and Knotty Brunette amber in sizes up to 44-DD, just kidding. Try the 22ozers, which pour through a system serving them "at 29 degrees!", likely the average number held by most of the red plaid-shirted employees.

Update on Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 7:25AM by Rick C.Limpert

Twin Peaks is located at 3365 Piedmont Rd in Buckhead