11/3/10 'Modern Family' Quotes: Chirp

A lot of Phil Dunphy this week on Modern Family.

Phil: Don't get too close to my wife.

Cam: I think that gay cruise has sailed.

Cam: You're not theatre folk.

Gloria: Where am I going to find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?

Jay: It's resort wear.

Gloria: Maybe last resort.

Many: What was that siren?

Jay: It was your mother.

Haley: I'm in bed with my mom. Stop freaking out, it's not coming true.

Phil: You care about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the lips.

Phil: Beep, Beep, you're not a man.

Phil: It's an apron. It's unisex.

Phil: I'm sorry, I burnt my ladyfingers.

Cam: How did you get on the set?

Mitchell: I walked on, It's not MGM.

Cam: It's called niche casting.

Cam: Don't you think this commercial is the tiniest bit racist?

Phil: Just need the old burglar basher.