Big Bang Theory Quotes of the Night

A great season premiere.  If these quotes don't get you watching it, nothing will.

Sheldon: "I don't want to be another flip-flop fatality"

Leonard: "The robot hand is stuck on your what?"

Raj: "Where does Aquaman poop?"

Raj: "The robot hand has a death-grip on your junk."

Amy: "Penny, to your mind, are you a slut?"

Nurse: "I've got a robot hand here grasping a man's penis."

Howard: "Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree."

Sheldon: "In these uncertain times, doesn't humanity need a gift?"