The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Weekend Vortex"

Sheldon chooses to play video games with the guys rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party.  Is he in the dog house?

Here are the quotes:

Raj: We were bad ass back in the day.

Raj; It's on like Alderaan.

Sheldon: The online game.  Bully!

Sheldon: She's 93, she won't be disappointed for very long.

Sheldon: I use it to get the right way.

Sheldon: Please Amy, it's got lightsabers!

Sheldon: I've been to the model train store, I've been to Radio Shack...

Howard: Be a man, tell Amy you want to have a sleepover and play video games.

Sheldon: Not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale.

Leonard; I'm a stallion that has to run free.

Penny: You can't put a saddle on Leonard Hofstadter.

Leonard; You become Speedy Gonzalez.

Sheldon: These are Cooper Coupons.

Leonard: Keep an eye on those expiration dates.

Sheldon: Thank wireless technology.

Sheldon:  I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying.

Sheldon: I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake, provided the old gal's blow is clean and dry.

Raj: No fat turkey jerky.

Leonard; I was wrong it's still funny.

Penny: Who's Armond the Miniature Horse Breeder?

Amy: I'm dating Sheldon Copper!

Penny: Well, sickly is the new sexy.

Sheldon: Saying "weeee" doesn't make the Land Speeder go.

Amy: Then you start doing trick shots to keep things interesting.

Penny: That will work better after Sheldon hits puberty.

Bernadette: My Howie wowie has an owie!

Sheldon: Accept these valuable Cooper Coupons.

Penny: And that's how a girl makes a scene.

Howard: That's my ride, gotta go.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From ''The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"

What's with Raj?  He's now talking to girls?

Here are the quotes:

Howard: Hey Ma, what's for dinner?

Howard: Playing nerd game with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?

Sheldon:  When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain about all the chutes?

Howard: Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas.

Penny: My bikini region is fine.

Bernadette: Raj came along and ate half the samples.

Sheldon: I've decided to make all trivial decisions with a role of the dice.

Sheldon: A side of corn succotash.

Howard:  i don't want to show any more of your friends I can fit into the booster seats.

Raj: Was she signing it sarcastically?

Raj: Maybe, whatever babe.

Sheldon: C'mon hot fudge sundae.

Raj: Did you hear the one about.... no, you didn't.

Raj: Ask her how many kids she wants.

Raj: Tell her I talk like James Earl Jones.

Raj: When I was six, I tried to start a boy band called Frankie Goes to Bollywood.  The servants had to be the backup dancers.

Howard: The puppy died, he choked on a doll head, stop smiling!

Howard: I'm the make out king.

Raj: I was so smooth on that date.

Sheldon: The dice told me what percentage of my face to shave.

Leonard: You left out, got chaffed testicles since you no longer wear underpants.

Leonard: Deaf women can't be gold diggers?

Sheldon: I realized one of my dreams and was made a notary public.

Sheldon: They are "Richie Rich" rich.

Howard: Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park it in the right garage.

Raj: You can't stand to see me with another woman.

Penny: He is cuter now that i know he is rich.

Raj's Dad:  I'm a gynaecologist, I know what she gives you.

Raj:  Sometimes i put the TV on mute to pretend she's still with me.  I can't wash the closed caption without crying.

Sheldon: Papa needs to void his bladder.

Penny: We all know you are loaded now.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Roommate Transmogrification"

Bernadette gets her Ph.D., making the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate and will Raj become Sheldon's new roommate?

Here are tonight's quotes.

Sheldon:  Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.

Howard:  Bonding over your rooty, tooty stinky booty.

Penny:  Howard you know a lot of doctors.

Leonard:  Do you make a buttload?

Howard:  I know what you make a buttload of.

Penny:  About the car window thing, it may help, but it's not peachy.

Priya:  I can't believe I'm wearing my brother's Halloween costume.

Mrs. Wolowitz;  Like Leonard and the skinny weirdo.

Amy:  Yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

Amy: Bear down on it like the 7th grade noogies we all know so well.

Sheldon:  My hands are magic!

Raj: Tyra Banks says the most important item in your make up bag is a good night sleep.

Leonard:  Mouth to mouth Mona.

Raj: Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon.

Raj:  A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Raj:  This says you can make end of life decisions for me.

Leonard: Bring a ball or Frisbee, something he can chase.

Sheldon:  I do a live webcast called "Apartment Chat."

Sheldon:  I'm just realized how much Leonard has been skating by all these years.

Raj:  Just call me the brown Martha Stewart.

Raj:  I'm the new homo in town.

Sheldon:  Origami napkin swans are the headline.

Bernadette:  I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project.

Sheldon:  When does a monkey have a trunk?

Penny:  When a suitcase just won't do.

Raj:  It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly disturbing pornography.

Sheldon:  And the answer was elephant.

Leonard: So, hot in India?

Sheldon: Rajesh and I hve a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it.

Sheldon: What does it look like?

The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Wildebeest Implementation"

Is Raj able to talk to girls now?  And how sneaky are Penny and Bernadette?

Here are tonight's quotes:

Amy: Is she always this crabby when she urinates?

Amy: That bitch is crafty?

Bernadette:  What makes me the weakest member?

Amy: You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.

Penny:  I'll have to rent my womb to a gay couple.

Amy: Leonard's no stranger to back-alley cockfights.

Sheldon:  I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess.

Sheldon: The serpent and the old woman.

Leonard: Einstein had a pretty busy sex life.

Amy:  My metatarsals are barking!

Amy: Don't leer, you have a girlfriend.

Raj:  I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper that walks away with nine fingers.

Amy: The Wildebeest is in the curry.

Amy: Priya, wouldn't want to be ya.

Leonard: You kidding, 3-D.

Howard:  That shows the studio has faith in it.

Howard: I'm not going to help you, this is hilarious.

Bernadette: She's also dating an astronaut.

Sheldon: I don't want to hug you.

Sheldon: Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.  You look positively orange with loneliness.

Sheldon: Prince Joey.

Sheldon; The funny thing about Prince Joey is everytime he moves there is a one in five chance he kills himself.

Sheldon: You gobble these up like Tic Tacs.

Bernadette: I have to pee, or is that implausible as well?

Amy: We may have to kill her.

Bernadette: It was an architect!

Sheldon: I'm just here to observe.

Raj: Here, go buy yourself a scone.

Raj: She didn't even get see my penis. Ta Da!

Leonard: Gals, who are you, Fred Flintstone?

Leonard: I think the word you are looking for is befuddled.

Sheldon: My catapult slings my bishop.

Howard: Rook to transporter pad.

Leonard: When is my pawn allowed to use the golf cart?

Sheldon: I knew I should've given my Pope the jet pack.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Herb Garden Germination"

Sheldon and Amy start rumors about themselves, and what's going on with Wolowitz and Bernadette?

Amy:  We work so hard, sometimes it nice to do something silly.

Sheldon:  Really Amy, gossip?

Sheldon:  Forgive my language, poppycock!

Sheldon:  I kid of course, big fan.

Sheldon:  My father taught me archery as a child.

Sheldon:  A prolonged exposure to penny has turned her into a Gabby Gertie.

Leonard:  Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games.

Leonard:  There is a big inspection coming up and I don't want to lose my television privileges.

Priya:  My brother has a big crush on Bernadette.

Priya:  He writes poetry.  Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet.

Penny:  I know how to keep a secret.

Raj:  I think you broke my toe.

Wolowitz:  I'm sorry, I was somewhere else.

Leonard:  Lucky bastard!

Raj:  Smile means something different in my country.  You know, tears of joy, smiles of sadness.

Amy:  He looks much cooler than the non smoking monkeys.  The others just sit around and masturbate.

Sheldon:  Everyone was set a twitter, although no one tweeted.

Sheldon:  The phrase Shelly Cooper is a smelly pooper spread like wildfire.

Sheldon:  You're a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.

Raj:  I just felt like drinking alone, because I'm deep and dark.

Penny: That gossipy bitch.

Penny:  Sheldon and Amy had sex!

Raj:  Shut your Ass!

Raj:  Can't believe old Smelly Pooper got laid.

Leonard:  What a lovely glow she has these days.

Sheldon:  As my mother would say, those Asians are an inscrutable folk.

Sheldon:  pretending to have intercourse with you has given me a great deal of satisfaction.

Amy:  The meme has reached full penetration.

Sheldon:  Blow-by-blow as it were.

Sheldon:  It's going to make me a chick magnet.

Bernadette:  Yes, I will marry you.

Raj:  You will?

Amy:  I'm getting orthodics, I'm also carrying Sheldon's baby, mums the word.