The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Wildebeest Implementation"

Is Raj able to talk to girls now?  And how sneaky are Penny and Bernadette?

Here are tonight's quotes:

Amy: Is she always this crabby when she urinates?

Amy: That bitch is crafty?

Bernadette:  What makes me the weakest member?

Amy: You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.

Penny:  I'll have to rent my womb to a gay couple.

Amy: Leonard's no stranger to back-alley cockfights.

Sheldon:  I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess.

Sheldon: The serpent and the old woman.

Leonard: Einstein had a pretty busy sex life.

Amy:  My metatarsals are barking!

Amy: Don't leer, you have a girlfriend.

Raj:  I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper that walks away with nine fingers.

Amy: The Wildebeest is in the curry.

Amy: Priya, wouldn't want to be ya.

Leonard: You kidding, 3-D.

Howard:  That shows the studio has faith in it.

Howard: I'm not going to help you, this is hilarious.

Bernadette: She's also dating an astronaut.

Sheldon: I don't want to hug you.

Sheldon: Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.  You look positively orange with loneliness.

Sheldon: Prince Joey.

Sheldon; The funny thing about Prince Joey is everytime he moves there is a one in five chance he kills himself.

Sheldon: You gobble these up like Tic Tacs.

Bernadette: I have to pee, or is that implausible as well?

Amy: We may have to kill her.

Bernadette: It was an architect!

Sheldon: I'm just here to observe.

Raj: Here, go buy yourself a scone.

Raj: She didn't even get see my penis. Ta Da!

Leonard: Gals, who are you, Fred Flintstone?

Leonard: I think the word you are looking for is befuddled.

Sheldon: My catapult slings my bishop.

Howard: Rook to transporter pad.

Leonard: When is my pawn allowed to use the golf cart?

Sheldon: I knew I should've given my Pope the jet pack.