The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Wildebeest Implementation"
Is Raj able to talk to girls now? And how sneaky are Penny and Bernadette?
Here are tonight's quotes:
Amy: Is she always this crabby when she urinates?
Amy: That bitch is crafty?
Bernadette: What makes me the weakest member?
Amy: You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.
Penny: I'll have to rent my womb to a gay couple.
Amy: Leonard's no stranger to back-alley cockfights.
Sheldon: I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess.
Sheldon: The serpent and the old woman.
Leonard: Einstein had a pretty busy sex life.
Amy: My metatarsals are barking!
Amy: Don't leer, you have a girlfriend.
Raj: I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper that walks away with nine fingers.
Amy: The Wildebeest is in the curry.
Amy: Priya, wouldn't want to be ya.
Leonard: You kidding, 3-D.
Howard: That shows the studio has faith in it.
Howard: I'm not going to help you, this is hilarious.
Bernadette: She's also dating an astronaut.
Sheldon: I don't want to hug you.
Sheldon: Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely. You look positively orange with loneliness.
Sheldon: Prince Joey.
Sheldon; The funny thing about Prince Joey is everytime he moves there is a one in five chance he kills himself.
Sheldon: You gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
Bernadette: I have to pee, or is that implausible as well?
Amy: We may have to kill her.
Bernadette: It was an architect!
Sheldon: I'm just here to observe.
Raj: Here, go buy yourself a scone.
Raj: She didn't even get see my penis. Ta Da!
Leonard: Gals, who are you, Fred Flintstone?
Leonard: I think the word you are looking for is befuddled.
Sheldon: My catapult slings my bishop.
Howard: Rook to transporter pad.
Leonard: When is my pawn allowed to use the golf cart?
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my Pope the jet pack.