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Thursday
May192011

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Roommate Transmogrification"

Bernadette gets her Ph.D., making the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate and will Raj become Sheldon's new roommate?

Here are tonight's quotes.

Sheldon:  Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.

Howard:  Bonding over your rooty, tooty stinky booty.

Penny:  Howard you know a lot of doctors.

Leonard:  Do you make a buttload?

Howard:  I know what you make a buttload of.

Penny:  About the car window thing, it may help, but it's not peachy.

Priya:  I can't believe I'm wearing my brother's Halloween costume.

Mrs. Wolowitz;  Like Leonard and the skinny weirdo.

Amy:  Yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

Amy: Bear down on it like the 7th grade noogies we all know so well.

Sheldon:  My hands are magic!

Raj: Tyra Banks says the most important item in your make up bag is a good night sleep.

Leonard:  Mouth to mouth Mona.

Raj: Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon.

Raj:  A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Raj:  This says you can make end of life decisions for me.

Leonard: Bring a ball or Frisbee, something he can chase.

Sheldon:  I do a live webcast called "Apartment Chat."

Sheldon:  I'm just realized how much Leonard has been skating by all these years.

Raj:  Just call me the brown Martha Stewart.

Raj:  I'm the new homo in town.

Sheldon:  Origami napkin swans are the headline.

Bernadette:  I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project.

Sheldon:  When does a monkey have a trunk?

Penny:  When a suitcase just won't do.

Raj:  It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly disturbing pornography.

Sheldon:  And the answer was elephant.

Leonard: So, hot in India?

Sheldon: Rajesh and I hve a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it.

Sheldon: What does it look like?

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