The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Weekend Vortex"

Sheldon chooses to play video games with the guys rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party.  Is he in the dog house?

Here are the quotes:

Raj: We were bad ass back in the day.

Raj; It's on like Alderaan.

Sheldon: The online game.  Bully!

Sheldon: She's 93, she won't be disappointed for very long.

Sheldon: I use it to get the right way.

Sheldon: Please Amy, it's got lightsabers!

Sheldon: I've been to the model train store, I've been to Radio Shack...

Howard: Be a man, tell Amy you want to have a sleepover and play video games.

Sheldon: Not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale.

Leonard; I'm a stallion that has to run free.

Penny: You can't put a saddle on Leonard Hofstadter.

Leonard; You become Speedy Gonzalez.

Sheldon: These are Cooper Coupons.

Leonard: Keep an eye on those expiration dates.

Sheldon: Thank wireless technology.

Sheldon:  I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying.

Sheldon: I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake, provided the old gal's blow is clean and dry.

Raj: No fat turkey jerky.

Leonard; I was wrong it's still funny.

Penny: Who's Armond the Miniature Horse Breeder?

Amy: I'm dating Sheldon Copper!

Penny: Well, sickly is the new sexy.

Sheldon: Saying "weeee" doesn't make the Land Speeder go.

Amy: Then you start doing trick shots to keep things interesting.

Penny: That will work better after Sheldon hits puberty.

Bernadette: My Howie wowie has an owie!

Sheldon: Accept these valuable Cooper Coupons.

Penny: And that's how a girl makes a scene.

Howard: That's my ride, gotta go.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Friendship Contraction"

Has Sheldon gone too far this time?  Leonard has had enough and the friendship may be over.  Wolowtiz is also trying to pick out his astronaut nickname.

Sheldon: Pick a catastrope any catastrophe

Sheldon: Put on your hard hat and safety vest!

Leonard: I get to spend the next couple hours in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People.

Howard: This is going right in my synagogue's newsletter.

Raj: Mine would be Brown Dynamite.

Sheldon: I thought I got on a bus, but i got on a booze cruise to Mexico.

Leonard: I'm sick of the roommate agreement.

Sheldon: Clause 209 ceases our friendship.

Sheldon: You have not got a friend in me.

Bernadette: He's going to learn to poop in space.

Amy: I've got a lab full of alcoholic monkeys.

Sheldon: Titled, "You're Welcome Mankind"

Sheldon: Supercuts?

Sheldon: Who wants to spend the day with me at Ikea?

Sheldon: My penpal in Somalia was just kidnapped by pirates.

Sheldon: Get on the short list for the #8 friend slot.

Raj: How about Howard "Buzz" Wolowitz?

Raj: How about Howard 'Crash" Wolowitz?

Raj: How about Rocketman?

Leonard: They ended up calling me sock mouth.

Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothing.

Raj: Sock Mouth has got him on the ropes.

Sheldon: I'm sure some fool in the Donner Party said the snow would stop anytime now.

Penny: I've got wine at my place and some bubble wrap we can pop.

Sheldon: I'm making smores.

Sheldon: I'm going to have a smore by myself, them some smore..... by myself.

Sheldon: Took my a gallon of urine to make that water.

Sheldon: We could call it Leonard's Day.

Raj: They don't make you a knight for writing "Wake Me Up before I Go Go"

Massimino: No problem Fruit Loops!

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Recombination Hypothesis"

Leonard wants to take Penny out for a romantic dinner, so what does the gang have to say about that?

Here are the quotes:

Sheldon: Permission granted commander.

Amy: The more intelligent the monkey, the more feces they fling.

Sheldon: They sent the wrong Spock.

Sheldon: Live long and suck.

Penny: Too much?

Amy: Maybe he's dying, that would be so romantic.

Amy: She could ride him right up until he flatlines.

Amy: If he were dying, would you sleep with him?

Bernadtte: I'm a sexy cardiologist, and I'm not in his HMO.

Sheldon: Either of you fellows have wood?

Sheldon: Who has wood for my sheep?

Raj: Why do you call her brown sugar?

Sheldon: It's in her book, "Needy Baby, Greedy Baby"

Sheldon: Anybody have wood?

Leonard; I used the equipment to make my own Bat Signal.

Leonard; I'm the King of the Nerds.

Penny: I don't even know what T.J. stands for.

Sheldon: Now that I have some wood, I'm going to start the erection of my settlement.

Sheldon: He's being murdered.

Raj: You were in the middle of an erection?

Sheldon: It's right here in my hand.

Leonard: Sometimes I have questions.

Leonard: Except when I got the foot cramp.

Leonard: What if I dump you?

Leonard: Penny and Leonard 2.0

Sheldon: Did you bring you asthma inhaler?

Sheldon: Here's 2 dollars, go buy some beef jerky.

Sheldon: You have a keen insight into the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler.

Penny: You're like a dog with a bone.

Leonard; Isn't sex after fighting what we do now?

Penny: I've got to stop by the drug store.

Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Shiny Trinket Manuever"

Penny helps Sheldon when he gets in trouble with Amy.  Will Howard and Bernadette have children?  
Here are the quotes:

Raj: Ordinary, but I bet it's dripping with magical potential.

Raj: There's a seat on the Hogwart's Express with your name on it.

Sheldon: Ryan Reynolds was a better choice for Green Lantern than...

Sheldon: Billy Sparks put a Mexican Peso up my nose.  It's still there.

Penny: Pasadena's favorite power couple: Shamey.

Sheldon: Somebody just hit 100 Twitter followers.

Sheldon: i can be overly fond of Koala Bears.

Sheldon: Biology is all about yucky squishy things.

Sheldon: She knows my Koala face.

Howard: The only wand that ever saw any action was this one.

Mrs. Wolowitz: She has a tricky figure, she's short and stacked, like me.

Sheldon: Think I'll go in this saloon and drink my troubles away.

Leonard: Digital alcohol is never a solution.

Leonard: I'm no expert in women.

Bernadette: Do you know how to pipe down?

Bernadette: No cake for you!  Anyone else want to join the no cake club?

Howard: I think my crotch is starting to curdle.

Bernadette; Let's see how you like this waffle!

Sheldon: Maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch.

Penny: Trust me, we are not a couple.

Raj: I often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.

Howard: Even Donkey Kong had Donkey Kong Jr.

Penny: That pocket watch is ridiculous.

Amy: We both know that is you Koala face!

Amy: Oh it's a tiara!

Howard: What is that behind your ear, it's a condom.

Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"

Leonard goes to a wedding as Amy's date and Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz.

Here are the quotes:

Shelton:  I've seen pictures of your mother, keep eating.

Howard: When I say honey, I mean my fiance'

Penny: I'm not driving him.

Amy: Leonard please, I don't need the running commentary.

Amy:  Now I'm thinking about what I read.

Sheldon:  I'm going in with an open mind.  It's "O" gauge or no gauge.

Howard: She actually has hair on her chinny chin chin.

Amy: How was your shower?

Amy: I'm like a possum.

Leonard: Rough night Casey Jones?

Sheldon: You said there would be other scientists there my age.

Mrs. Wolowitz: In or out, we don't need bugs!

Mrs. Wolowitz: After all your sleep overs with the little brown boy...

Sheldon: The smaller the train, the more concentrated the fun.

Amy: When you are done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist.

Sheldon: I'm an HO trainiac!

Mrs Wolowitz: Hubba, Hubba

Amy: I'm being a delight here.

Leonard: I'm fun.

Mrs. Wolowitz:  The eagle has landed.

Howard: And we have splashdown.

Amy: Hokey Pokey is the young man's game.

Amy: I accidently made Leonard fall in love with me.

Amy: The perfect combination of Madonna and whore.

Amy: Leonard just doesn't get my motor running.

Amy: This body is never going to be his wonderland.

Leonard: My groin is a little worse for wear.

Howard: Good morning Mom.

Bernadette: He wants butter!