Has Sheldon gone too far this time? Leonard has had enough and the friendship may be over. Wolowtiz is also trying to pick out his astronaut nickname.
Sheldon: Pick a catastrope any catastrophe
Sheldon: Put on your hard hat and safety vest!
Leonard: I get to spend the next couple hours in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People.
Howard: This is going right in my synagogue's newsletter.
Raj: Mine would be Brown Dynamite.
Sheldon: I thought I got on a bus, but i got on a booze cruise to Mexico.
Leonard: I'm sick of the roommate agreement.
Sheldon: Clause 209 ceases our friendship.
Sheldon: You have not got a friend in me.
Bernadette: He's going to learn to poop in space.
Amy: I've got a lab full of alcoholic monkeys.
Sheldon: Titled, "You're Welcome Mankind"
Sheldon: Who wants to spend the day with me at Ikea?
Sheldon: My penpal in Somalia was just kidnapped by pirates.
Sheldon: Get on the short list for the #8 friend slot.
Raj: How about Howard "Buzz" Wolowitz?
Raj: How about Howard 'Crash" Wolowitz?
Raj: How about Rocketman?
Leonard: They ended up calling me sock mouth.
Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothing.
Raj: Sock Mouth has got him on the ropes.
Sheldon: I'm sure some fool in the Donner Party said the snow would stop anytime now.
Penny: I've got wine at my place and some bubble wrap we can pop.
Sheldon: I'm making smores.
Sheldon: I'm going to have a smore by myself, them some smore..... by myself.
Sheldon: Took my a gallon of urine to make that water.
Sheldon: We could call it Leonard's Day.
Raj: They don't make you a knight for writing "Wake Me Up before I Go Go"
Massimino: No problem Fruit Loops!