The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Herb Garden Germination"

Sheldon and Amy start rumors about themselves, and what's going on with Wolowitz and Bernadette?

Amy:  We work so hard, sometimes it nice to do something silly.

Sheldon:  Really Amy, gossip?

Sheldon:  Forgive my language, poppycock!

Sheldon:  I kid of course, big fan.

Sheldon:  My father taught me archery as a child.

Sheldon:  A prolonged exposure to penny has turned her into a Gabby Gertie.

Leonard:  Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games.

Leonard:  There is a big inspection coming up and I don't want to lose my television privileges.

Priya:  My brother has a big crush on Bernadette.

Priya:  He writes poetry.  Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet.

Penny:  I know how to keep a secret.

Raj:  I think you broke my toe.

Wolowitz:  I'm sorry, I was somewhere else.

Leonard:  Lucky bastard!

Raj:  Smile means something different in my country.  You know, tears of joy, smiles of sadness.

Amy:  He looks much cooler than the non smoking monkeys.  The others just sit around and masturbate.

Sheldon:  Everyone was set a twitter, although no one tweeted.

Sheldon:  The phrase Shelly Cooper is a smelly pooper spread like wildfire.

Sheldon:  You're a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.

Raj:  I just felt like drinking alone, because I'm deep and dark.

Penny: That gossipy bitch.

Penny:  Sheldon and Amy had sex!

Raj:  Shut your Ass!

Raj:  Can't believe old Smelly Pooper got laid.

Leonard:  What a lovely glow she has these days.

Sheldon:  As my mother would say, those Asians are an inscrutable folk.

Sheldon:  pretending to have intercourse with you has given me a great deal of satisfaction.

Amy:  The meme has reached full penetration.

Sheldon:  Blow-by-blow as it were.

Sheldon:  It's going to make me a chick magnet.

Bernadette:  Yes, I will marry you.

Raj:  You will?

Amy:  I'm getting orthodics, I'm also carrying Sheldon's baby, mums the word.

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[Alyson]

This episode was probably the best of this current season!

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