Modern Family Quotes from "Phil on Wire"

Jay's relationship with the family dog, Stella.  Phil is a tightrope expert and Cameron is on a juice fast.

Here are the quotes:

Mitchell:  I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab.

Cam:  I'm going on a juice fast.

Mitchell: Us vs. food!

Phil:  Maybe I could persue my dream of walking on a tightrope.

Luke: There was a lot of chocolate in that bag.

Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math!

Mitchell: Cam has gone all girl interrupted

Cam: Spaniards make amazing athletes.

Alex; She said 8 was a prime number.

Claire: You could've been two Super Dunphy's!

Phil: Tightrope shoes, got them at an estate sale.

Gloria: Cam, I don't have all day to describe my meals to you.

Gloria: Eat his shoe!

Claire: I've got news for you, Law and Order: Special Parking Unit!

Claire: You could've elevated the Dunphy name.

Mitchell: I don't have the strength to deal with a big, needy brisket case, I mean basket.

Mitchell: You know who else needed air? Snorkels!

Haley: Everything I touch turns to detention.

Phil: If I can do this, I have two ways of getting across my yard.

Cam: They almost taste like patee.