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Entries in Strangers on a treadmill (1)

Wednesday
Dec012010

Modern Family Quotes from "Strangers on a Treadmill"

I know it's a repeat episode, but it's a good one, highlighted by Cam's choice of shorts.

Enjoy the quotes.

Phil: Tonight is the SCARB

Phil: They asked me to "Phil" in.

Gloria: There wasn't a dry eye in the cartel.

Mitchell: Maybe there is a person in this world that looks good in bike shorts, but my boyfrirnd isn't him.

Micthell: You've never heard of Troga?

Mitchell: Troga is treadmill yoga.

Haley: I invented Mckenzie.

Haley: Do you want to be smart, or do you want to be popular?

Haley: If it was easy, everyone would be popular.

Cam: I'm leaning towards the park.

Claire: I can see that.

Cam: Yes, I would love to dress you.

Phil: I'm not saying realtor Scott Woosnam is old, but the first property he sold was a cave.

Jay: I'll pay 2 bucks per introduction.

Claire: You owe me a murder.

Cam: I hate your beard.

Cam: I'm not amazing, really?

Phil: Oh my God, I have no material at all.

Phil: But Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.

Phil: Mark recently moved into a new model. How are you Francine?

Jay: These people are Mi Familia.

Jay: Slow down there muchacho.

Phil: It's not what she sounds like.