Tonight's Big Bang Theory Quotes : "The Irish Pub Formulation"

Tonight's quotable quotes from The Big Bang Theory. Raj's sister comes to L.A. for a visit and gets cozy with Leonard. And more classic Sheldon.
Also, I didn't know foreigners give presents to Americans on Thanksgiving.
Sheldon: Why would I change?
Raj: Hands off my sister...
Sheldon: Why would I touch her, she's so covered in airplane germs.
Sheldon: Apparently you hate fun.
Sheldon: Kill Troll! Hit Troll with Axe! This is one tough Troll!
Sheldon: it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated.
Pria: I could never bring a white boy home to my parents. They's have a cow.
Sheldon: I'm no stanger to the topological scurge that is dermatitis.
Sheldon: I was ready to waste the last of my hemroid cream on you.
Sheldon: I had a patty melt.
Leonard: I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena.
Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vader.
Sheldon: Alfred knows that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl.
Napkin from Maggie McGary: Call me if you are interested in coitus.
Howard: How could you, we had a pact!
Howard: While we're at it, you don't have to wash my clothes on the 4th of July.
Raj: Sheldon, I'm sorry I used your toothbrush.
Sheldon: Mango-Caterpillar




Reader Comments (1)
Raj is worried about Howard hitting on Priya but no one suspected that she had the hots for Leonard. I suppose Leonard had to find a love interest to make Penny jealous. I love Sheldon’s description of a “train” day. He sounded like a travel brochure. Honestly I wouldn’t even have time to watch TV if I hadn’t come across a website called besttvforme.com that told me that DISH Network has a device called a Sling adapter that gives me live or recorded TV from my employee DVR anywhere I go. Now with my iPhone and Galaxy Tab I watch when I have spare time and still spend quality time with my family when I get home.