Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level when Stuart from the comic book store asks her out on a date, on THE BIG BANG THEORY.
Here are tonight's quotes.
Sheldon: What do you think of new comic book night?
Sheldon: You play the harp, like that's cool!
Howard: It's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid.
Howard: This is Billy the Kid we're talking about!
Raj: Who would win, Billy the Kid or the White Wizard?
Stuart: Like shooting nerds in a barrel.
Sheldon: Abandon your research and start teaching?
Sheldon: I don't own Amy!
Sheldon: What to do with a washed up experimental physicist.
Amy: Or we play , Travel twister.
Bernadette: Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom!
Penny: She has a Sheldon.
Dale: He left me in charge. I don't get it either.
Dale: I don't do returns, they are hard.
Sheldon: My bowel movements run like a German train schedule.
Sheldon: I'm very disappointed in you cowpokes.
Sheldon: When I dressed up as a Bealzabobcat.
Leonard; Hocus Pocus Pocahontas.
Sheldon: I'm in the Matrix, I see everything.
Sheldon: I came to ask, if you would like to go on a date with me.
Penny: Strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.
Amy: Try it without the quadruple negative.
Sheldon: Amy, will you be my girlfriend.
Sheldon: Here's a dollar, get some Sour Patch Kids.
Sheldon: Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you are my girlfriend.
Sheldon: The relationship agreement.
Sheldon: Start perusing while I set up my notary stamp.
Bernadette: No one beats me at limbo.