The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"

Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level when Stuart from the comic book store asks her out on a date, on THE BIG BANG THEORY.

Here are tonight's quotes.

Sheldon: What do you think of new comic book night?

Amy: This...lame-o

Sheldon: You play the harp, like that's cool!

Howard: It's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid.

Howard: This is Billy the Kid we're talking about!

Raj: Who would win, Billy the Kid or the White Wizard?

Stuart: Like shooting nerds in a barrel.

Sheldon: Abandon your research and start teaching?

Sheldon: I don't own Amy!

Sheldon: What to do with a washed up experimental physicist.

Amy: Or we play , Travel twister.

Bernadette: Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom!

Penny: She has a Sheldon.

Dale: He left me in charge.  I don't get it either.

Dale: I don't do returns, they are hard.

Sheldon: My bowel movements run like a German train schedule.

Sheldon: I'm very disappointed in you cowpokes.

Sheldon: When I dressed up as a Bealzabobcat.

Leonard; Hocus Pocus Pocahontas.

Sheldon: I'm in the Matrix, I see everything.

Sheldon: I came to ask, if you would like to go on a date with me.

Penny: Strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.

Amy: Try it without the quadruple negative.

Sheldon: Amy, will you be my girlfriend.

Sheldon: Here's a dollar, get some Sour Patch Kids.

Sheldon: Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you are my girlfriend.

Sheldon: The relationship agreement.

Sheldon:  Start perusing while I set up my notary stamp.

Bernadette: No one beats me at limbo.

This Week's Big Bang Theory Quotes "The Desperation Emanation"

Lots of relationship banter this week.

Quotes from tonight's episode of The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon: She's a girl, she's a friend, she's not my (please forgive me for doing this) girlfriend.

Leonard: Ummmmm Shut up!

Sheldon; Allright I'll bow to social pressure, 'Hey!"

Raj: Two words, Deaf Chick!

Stewart: Comic Con , the one place in the world where saying "I own a comic bookstore is a pick-up line."

Amy: A stink of desperation.

Sheldon: I'm a physicist not a hippie!

Leonard: Long story short, they really have a little jail in the mall.

Sheldon: Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy!

Joy: Basically a hundred ways to rip a guy's nuts off.

Howard: I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate.

Sheldon:  I assure you I'm quite real, and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

Sheldon:  It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.