Modern Family Quotes from "Lifetime Supply"
Wednesday, January 4, 2012 at 9:09PM 
Benjamin Bratt returns this week as Javier, taking Manny to the horse races for his birthday and Phil takes stock of his life after a visit to the doctor.
Here are the quotes:
Phil: Let's dim the lights crank up the Norah Jones and get this over with...
Cam: It was very Colin Firth.
Alex: I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size.
Gloria: Suddenly a black mouse showed up.
Gloria: He was a mouse, he didn't know how to talk.
Manny: Matt Damon in "Bagger Vance"
Jay: There's you black mouse.
Javier: Golf is for old men and women who like women.
Gloria: Petting Zoo was the name of the stripper club.
Cam: We're a couple of winners, aren't we.
Phil: I won a lifetime supply of razor blades.
Luke: See you in hell, Klaus.
Phil: Claire, I'm tender under my arm.
Claire: I'm sure you're fine.
Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.
Javier: I look the horse in the eye.
Javier: In some previous life, maybe I was a horse.
Jay: Or part of a horse.
Cam: Awardzzzzz.
Cam: I signed autographs, Best Fishes, Cameron Tucker.
Cam: You're going to be free falling, Tom Petty.
Gloria: I think I suck in a little bug.
Phil: Just taking it all in.
Mitchell: I was acting like a 14 year old girl.
Phil: Hey Walt, you ever think about death.
Walt: I'm 85, it's my best friend.
Phil: There is 70% chance I'm going to die.
Javier: The eyes, they do not lie.
Mitchell: I was going to make a big display.
Gloria: It's worse than I thought.
Gloria: The body is not even cold yet!
Jay: I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this.
Phil: There is still a 5% chance I'll make it!
Javier: I give him 6 months.
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