Modern Family Quotes from "Lifetime Supply"

Benjamin Bratt returns this week as Javier, taking Manny to the horse races for his birthday and Phil takes stock of his life after a visit to the doctor.

Here are the quotes:

Phil: Let's dim the lights crank up the Norah Jones and get this over with...

Cam: It was very Colin Firth.

Alex: I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size.

Gloria: Suddenly a black mouse showed up.

Gloria: He was a mouse, he didn't know how to talk.

Manny: Matt Damon in "Bagger Vance"

Jay: There's you black mouse.

Javier: Golf is for old men and women who like women.

Gloria: Petting Zoo was the name of the stripper club.

Cam: We're a couple of winners, aren't we.

Phil: I won a lifetime supply of razor blades.

Luke: See you in hell, Klaus.

Phil: Claire, I'm tender under my arm.

Claire: I'm sure you're fine.

Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.

Javier: I look the horse in the eye.

Javier: In some previous life, maybe I was a horse.

Jay: Or part of a horse.

Cam: Awardzzzzz.

Cam: I signed autographs, Best Fishes, Cameron Tucker.

Cam: You're going to be free falling, Tom Petty.

Gloria: I think I suck in a little bug.

Phil: Just taking it all in.

Mitchell: I was acting like a 14 year old girl.

Phil: Hey Walt, you ever think about death.

Walt: I'm 85, it's my best friend.

Phil: There is 70% chance I'm going to die.

Javier: The eyes, they do not lie.

Mitchell: I was going to make a big display.

Gloria: It's worse than I thought.

Gloria: The body is not even cold yet!

Jay: I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this.

Phil: There is still a 5% chance I'll make it!

Javier: I give him 6 months.