Tonight's Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Benefactor Factor"

Leonard is persued by a wealthy benefactor, and the gang encourages him.

Raj:  It's tater tot Tuesday.  That's why I'm here.

Sheldon:  I refuse to be trotted out and showed off like a prized hog at the Texas State Fair.

Raj: Tater tots and a party invitation, what a great day!

Howard:  Let's go smooch some wrinkled butts.

Sheldon:  Tell him the mask thing.

Raj:  In India we don't make the mistake of letting poor people have dreams.

Howard:  Most engineers don't bother with a degree.

Mrs. Latham: You're a space plumber!

Raj:  I have to tinkle.

Sheldon:  Prepare to be minimized.

Sheldon:  That explains those puzzling camel race photos on your Facebook page.

Sheldon:  Not the dirt people!

Raj:  Look at the size of these shrimp!

Sheldon: No, I'm just here for your money, I dont want to shake any "germy" hands.

Sheldon:  I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Sheldon:  Who's crazy now?

Sheldon:  An entire dinner to talk about your research.  Where are you having dinner, drive-thru at Jack in the Box?

Sheldon:  I've got your back, Jack.

Leonard:  Ok, now you don't remind me of my mom.

Sheldon:  We have potatoes, I can make you vodka, it will take 2 weeks.

Penny:  We can keep explaining you everything, read that book we got you.

Penny:  You're really a broken toy aren't you?

Sheldon:  Penny, you're an expert at trading sexual favors for material gains.

Sheldon:  It is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M.

Sheldon:  Look at those saddle shoes, rarrrrrr!

Sheldon:  Use your genitalia to accomplish something.

Mrs. Latham:  You'll remember a night with me for the rest of your life.

Penny:  Good morning, slut.

Penny:  I recognize the walk of shame when I see it.

Sheldon:  She stiffed you?

Sheldon:  You have a real nack for being a gigolo, Leonard.

Leonard:  I didn't do it for the money!

Howard:  How was she?