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Entries in magic trick (1)

Thursday
Mar102011

The Big Bang Theory Quotes from “The Prestidigitation Approximation” 

Does Leonard really have to choose between Penny and Priya? And Howard proves he is quite a magician.

Leonard:  The Kama Sutra.  Was that fun for you, or racially insensitive?

Sheldon:  Is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time?

Sheldon:  is it any wonder he doesn't have a doctorate?

Howard:  Ever notice when he thinks real hard it smells like bacon?

Sheldon:  All magic tricks are a combination of distraction and manipulation. 

Sheldon:  Let me see those cards!

Howard:  So you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?

Leonard:  Why would you take me out shopping, then break up with me?

Leonard:  I gave up the gift of sight for you.

Howard:  I have some remedial magic tricks that might be more your speed.

Sheldon:  I need you to pick a card.  Pick a card, put it back and prepare to be amazed.  Is that your card?

Sheldon:  I'm reverse engineering Wolowitz's magic trick.

Sheldon:  Your testicles look a tad warm.

Sheldon:  Relax, we're not under attack right now.

Sheldon:  Where am I going to find Uranium 235 this time of the night?  Come on Craigslist.

Penny:  Look at Leonard in his fancy-ass grown up clothes.

Priya:  That's our Lenny.

Leonard:  It is pretty spicy.

Raj: Beefaroni and a show how do you turn that down.

Sheldon:  The beep is none of your business.

Raj:  These cards have barcodes on them.

Sheldon:  I said ta-da, the show is over.

Leonard:  I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment.

Leonard:  I actually felt silly saying "on the down low."


Raj:  Why so glum chum?

Sheldon:  Apparently you can't buy Uranium 235 with out the Department of Homeland Security contacting your Mother.