The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Good Guy Fluctuation"

A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya's relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween.

Here are the quotes:

Sheldon: I say "yawn"

Sheldon: The most frightening thing is the missing comma!

Raj: I had pee his pants!

Leonard: We're all winners.

Leonard; That was pretty droll.  With a hint of ammonia.

Sheldon: I'm Texas through and through.  Ask Mexico.

Leonard; Alice, that makes more sense than penis.

Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

Leonard: I'm from New jersey.

Sheldon: Be a lamb and check.

Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake.

Penny: I'd offer you Halloween candy but that's gone.

Leonard: There were too many tongues in my mouth.

Sheldon: Science, you wouldn't understand.

Sheldon: I've read all the great moral philosophers including Dr. Suess.

Leonard: Alice is the stuff I want to do.

Sheldon: Tropicana, no pulp.

Sheldon: Isn't hypochondria a common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?

Leonard: I was going to be a jack-ass but I stopped myself.

Leonard: I don't deserve you, what do you mean everybody?

Leonard: You messed up a lot.

Sheldon: Bazinga punk now we're even!