The Big Bang Theory Quotes of the Night

From the episode called "The Zazzy Substitution"

Raj: I printed out a pdf to read on the potty.

Penny: Hey, look it's Shamy

Wolowitz: And someday when you have varicose veins, I'll show you how to massage them.

Leonard: Oh no, it's John and Yoko.

Wolowitz: More like Yoko and Yoko.

Wolowitz: Women, can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypothesis

Shelton: Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

Shelton: Here's your cat, and here's your $20