Best Modern Family Quotes from: Our Children, Ourselves

Jay and Gloria have some "friends" staying over at the house, Mitchell may have an 8-year old son and Claire and Phil go to the movies.

Luke:  She has to eat, I did it out of love.

Cam:  I too took my fair share of ladies to the hen house.

Mitchell:  You're so gay you can't even think of real girl's names.

Cam: You naughty little girl!

Mitchell:  That's what happens when you give me Kahlua.

Phil:  Obviously Sanjay's parents don't care about him, or her.

Cam: Our children are just miniature versions of us.

Jay: Listening is your hobby?

Jay:  You were right, this is uncomfortable.

Mitchell:  She was with a red-headed boy who was about 8 years old.

Cam: Mitchell, I need to have my reaction.

Jay: Not some Bozos who glom on to you.

Gloria: Jays mind is going away.  Some nights it's like he's not even here.

Mitchell:  This could be my going bald scare all over again.

Phil: Something about all the Sanjays.

Claire:  Did she just say we are stupid?

Phil: Sweet... Croctopus tickets confirmed!

Manny:  He does swear a lot, and the worst is when he goes off into the woods.

Manny:  And the way he drives, I'm surprised he hasn't killed anyone yet.

Phil:  I may have a Twix up my sleeve.

Phil:  Why do I have to watch a French movie?  I didn't do anything wrong.

Claire:  Alex is right, we are idiots!

Claire: Croctopi..oooooo

Tracy: This takes me back to prom night.

Mitchell:  Sorry about that.

Tracy:  I called you after our little visit to the nurse's office.

Bobby: Little Slugger?

Jay:  I got around... Betty Rizzo....Leisle and Greta Von Trapp